squint-182:

frankgrievance:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

I like this post. Also there is no god. 

I want this exact post but an agnostic version.

This movie used to be my life…

Prom it up! Like a champ (Taken with instagram)

a-quest-for-resistance:

twohighguys:

Words cannot describe this.

Mustache happened.

It looks like I have a mustache 

Don’t be so scared to take a second for reflection to take leave of absence, see what you’re made of. (Taken with instagram)

fluffy-kittens:

The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He weighed 680 grams and was 18 inches long and its height was 7 cm ~

I can’t handle this much cute! AH! 

Um… oops. Not really sure what just happened, but hey sure why not I’m through with giving any fucks. 

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”